Scott Adams' Blog

Global Gender War

Posted November 17th, 2015 @ 10:07am in #ISIS #daesh

Note: My Clown Genius Post (about Trump) is nominated for a Best Writing of 2015 award called the Golden Giraffes. You can vote for it here. (Do a page search to find my name.)

I don’t care about awards of this type, but this is an opportunity to shine some light on the Moist Robot hypothesis and the Master Persuader concepts if you think the ideas are worthy.

Now back to business…

—

I wonder if the discussion of so-called radical Islam is disguising the fact that male-dominated societies are at war with female-dominated countries. Correct me if I’m wrong, but Islam doesn’t look so dangerous in countries where women can vote.

Consider the United States.

0 Comments

France

Posted November 14th, 2015 @ 10:09am in #France #isis #daesh

France, I hope you know we have your backs. Always will.

It’s time to put a wall around the Caliphate and remove all the heathen-built technology inside, including all forms of digital communication. We can add back food, medical supplies, and primitive farm tools. Let’s do some A-B testing and let God decide which system works best.

0 Comments

How a Hypnotist Would Solve ISIS

Posted October 26th, 2015 @ 9:40am in #Trump #ISIS

You can’t bomb an idea to death. So how do you ever defeat the idea that is ISIS?

To kill an idea, you need a hypnotist, or someone skilled in the art of persuasion. I’ll describe one way to do it. I do not expect any of the candidates to favor this approach. So what follows is not a policy suggestion so much as an example of how a trained hypnotist would kill an idea.

[As always, don’t take cartoonists too seriously. In this blog we kick around new ideas for entertainment. New readers of this blog need to know I am a trained hypnotist.]

0 Comments

President Obama: Wizard or Failure?

Posted October 6th, 2015 @ 11:50am in #ISIS #trump

Russia is moving into Old Syria. Iran already owns the parts of Old Iraq that ISIS and the Kurds do not. Israel fears that the nuclear deal with Iran is a mistake of unthinkable proportions.

The data suggests that President Obama is a total failure when it comes to the Middle East.

Or… he is one of the most gifted wizards of persuasion and strategy our generation has ever seen.

The data fits both interpretations. You already know the interpretation that says Obama failed. Allow me to give you another interpretation – one that isn’t necessarily true – but happens to fit the data.

0 Comments

Update on the ISIS “Filter Fence”

Posted July 1st, 2015 @ 9:04am in #ISIS #Turkey #saudi arabia #Filter Fence

Last August I described in this blog an idea for creating a safe zone for civilians that want to escape ISIS-held territory. You can see that here. The idea is based on a novel I wrote years ago, the sequel to God’s Debris, called The Religion War.

0 Comments

How Would You Solve ISIS?

Posted June 16th, 2015 @ 9:37am in #ISIS #Iran #SaudiArabia #Caliphate

Today, as is often the case, I will write about a topic I do not understand. You don’t need to remind me of that fact in the comments. But I do enjoy learning, so educate me if you need to.

Now let’s get to it…

ISIS continues to gain ground and no one, including the United States military, has any practical option for stopping it.

So what would you do if you were in charge of creating U.S. strategy?

0 Comments

Robots Read News - About ISIS Surrendering

Posted May 26th, 2015 @ 9:41am in #ISIS #news #carinsurance

If your firewall is blocking the image, see it on Twitter here.

0 Comments

Putting a Wall Around ISIS - Happening Now

Posted January 14th, 2015 @ 3:51pm in #isis

Saudi Arabia has already started building the wall that will someday surround ISIS territory so the bad guys can be be cut off from the civilized world.

I blogged about this strategy recently without knowing it was already in the works. No one will say the long range plan is a wall around the entire ISIS-held territory, but I think that is inevitable if the Saudi wall works as well as the Israeli wall did.

0 Comments