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Battle of the Hats – Hitler Phase

Posted January 25th, 2017 @ 5:49pm in #Trump #pink hat #Hitler

I can’t stop laughing at this. All the silliness of the past year in one picture.

@instapundit @ScottAdamsSays @AdamBaldwin So that’s where the chicks got their inspiration. pic.twitter.com/UX5ExBsTMj

— Bill Marcy (@UnHolyFamily) January 25, 2017

Robots Read News - About Hitler’s Testicles

Posted December 21st, 2015 @ 9:16am in #Trump #hillary clinton #hitler

In the news, scientists confirm that Hitler had only one normal testicle. So Christmas came early for humorists all over the world.

I’d like to get a jump on the lazy comedy writers that are sleeping late. Which one of these jokes should I tweet?

(If your firewall is blocking images, only the best one will be on Twitter, and later, so sorry about that.)

This next comic was edited per your comments. The old third panel was a slippery slope punchline (with a typo). For the writers following along at home, I would not have written this updated punchline, below, on my own because it seems more biased than clever. So here, for your reading pleasure, I remove my ego from the equation and give you what you asked for.