Step 1: Get yourself one of these hats.
Step 2: Spray-paint the tips with black paint.
Step 3: Buy a pant suit wherever-the-hell Hillary Clinton shops.
Step 4: Smile like you just smoked a doobie and executed a close relative.
Step 5: Nailed it!
You might love pre-ordering my new book, Win Bigly, because you now have a costume for Halloween.