This morning I engineered a five-word tweet to go viral on Twitter. I’ll explain the technique.
In this context, viral means I expect a lot of people to retweet it, relative to the size of my Twitter followers. Here is the tweet as it is just starting to pick up retweets:
(If your firewall is blocking the image, it says, “Bad analogies are like corn.”)
I engineered the tweet to have these qualities:
- Funny (clever and recognizable) per the humor formula
- Universally identifiable (we have all been there)
- Inoffensive to the extreme
- Involves human foibles
I could have added an image of corn because images almost always perform better on social media than plain text. But a photo would cause your attention to be spread across too much of your brain, and detract from the beauty of the brevity. I want your brain to generate the image of corn on its own. That’s my sense of how to tickle a brain from the inside, based on experience. A joke works best when you fill in the visuals yourself. (That is also a method of persuasion, Trump-style. The image of corn you provide to yourself will be more perfect, and better-timed, than one I could provide for you.)
The joke in my tweet works best without an image, but people are known to be Skinner-trained to retweet images more often than plain text. This is the sort of thing no one can predict without A-B testing. I favored the joke over the visual, but that might be more bias than engineering.
I hope you enjoy looking under the hood with my writing methods.
Update: The tweet performed well, as expected. It probably landed in my top 5% for social activity. I’m too lazy to check. Might be higher.