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That Time I Tried to Watch a Video on the Internet

About ten times a day I see a link on the Internet to a video clip that looks interesting or newsworthy. I usually click that link because apparently I am incapable of learning from experience.

As you know, videos on the Internet sometimes crash your device. Sometimes they start but never play to completion because of traffic loads. 

Sometimes there is no video to be found at the end of the links. 

Sometimes intrusive ads disguised as videos create too many decoys and I give up searching for the real one on the page.

And sometimes the video clips start with ads that are longer than my attention span. I bail out after 5 seconds of nothingness to get on with my life.

People say videos on the Internet are awesome. I hope to someday see one. Have any of you ever seen one? Do the images move the entire time, like television?

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Scott

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